STUPIDIPITY

QUITTERS NEVER WIN, WINNERS NEVER QUIT,

BUT THOSE WHO NEVER WIN AND NEVER QUIT ARE IDIOTS

PROCRASTINATION

HARD WORK OFTEN PAYS OFF AFTER TIME,

BUT LAZINESS ALWAYS PAYS OFF NOW

PESSIMISM

EVERY DARK CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING,

BUT LIGHTNING KILLS HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE EACH YEAR WHO ARE TRYING TO FIND IT

MISTAKES

IT COULD BE THAT THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE IS

ONLY TO SERVE AS A WARNING TO OTHERS

MEDIOCRITY

IT TAKES A LOT LESS TIME

AND MOST PEOPLE WON'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE

UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE

INEPTITUDE

IF YOU CAN'T LEARN TO DO SOMETHING WELL

LEARN TO ENJOY DOING IT POORLY

FUTILITY

YOU'LL ALWAYS MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE,

AND STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, 99% OF THE SHOTS YOU DO

FAILURE

WHEN YOUR BEST JUST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH

DEFEAT

FOR EVERY WINNER, THERE ARE DOZENS OF LOSERS,

OOOPS ... ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

APATHY

IF WE DON'T TAKE CARE OF THE CUSTOMER,

MAYBE THEY'LL STOP BUGGING US

AGONY

NOT ALL PAIN IS GAIN